I'm so
Fancy ♫


when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing

But, prettiest pair of eyeballs though.

So.. for half a second I decided to try the online dating thing.

It didn’t work out.

I’m glad I screenshotted some of my messages.

“Damn it!”
- Jack Bauer